Of all the boats on these great seas, I am the only one who understands the words of men"

*spins around in little circles* I gotted a colour Pictograph box in LOZ:WW today! Squee! *is filled with cell-shaded joy*
*laughs* I am such a hopeless, hopeless, lost soul.
You see that? *points at subject* I'm quoting a video game. And what's more, the characters don't talk with sound, really, which makes it even worse. Goddamn.
No, wait. I'm proud.
What else did I have to say?
Oh, yes, Dwarves are crap. Crapitty crap crap. (Not Gimli, or... any of the Dwarves in The Hobbit) You see, I was playing Arcanum, and In Arcanum I'm a cool Elf with lots of magical powers and two, yes, two, 10 foot tall Daemon champions (Nothing solves arguments and problems like a 10 foot tall Daemon - nothing), and lots of other cool stuff, and I saved this stupid Dwarvish village-mine-thing, and all the Dwarves, and then I said one vaguely offensive thing about Dwarf women, and they KILLED ME!
*rants*
Took Bonnie for a walk this afternoon, oh, she's so funny! I tell her to sit before we cross any roads, yes? And this one time, the traffic was really crazy so I was watching the road, and Bonnie stood up, and then I looked at her, and she sat straight back down... it was hillarious... aah, she's so funny, my pretty pretty (9 year old) puppy...
I also drew a picture of the King of Red Lions (the Zelda quote in the subject be by him... if boats have... yes, they do.. wow, a male boat... O.o)
What else happened today in the world of 'Ghan? Not very bloody much...

( amusing MSN convo no.1 )

( amusing msn convo from yesterday )

La la la... I wish I had something interesting to say, I really do.

I remember!

I do have something to say!
And that is:
*ahem*
If I do not have the POTC:COTBP soundtrack in the next 14 days, I will die a horrible firey death!

*falls off chair laughing*

You know what? I think I need more time set aside for Livejournaling. All I've been saying has been crap recently, as far as I remember. But, then again, I can't remember very much at the moment.



This joke is funny-like:

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"








( Aah, the hillarity... Well, I think it's funny )