Of all the boats on these great seas, I am the only one who understands the words of men"

[ithika]

*spins around in little circles* I gotted a colour Pictograph box in LOZ:WW today! Squee! *is filled with cell-shaded joy*
*laughs* I am such a hopeless, hopeless, lost soul.
You see that? *points at subject* I'm quoting a video game. And what's more, the characters don't talk with sound, really, which makes it even worse. Goddamn.
No, wait. I'm proud.
What else did I have to say?
Oh, yes, Dwarves are crap. Crapitty crap crap. (Not Gimli, or... any of the Dwarves in The Hobbit) You see, I was playing Arcanum, and In Arcanum I'm a cool Elf with lots of magical powers and two, yes, two, 10 foot tall Daemon champions (Nothing solves arguments and problems like a 10 foot tall Daemon - nothing), and lots of other cool stuff, and I saved this stupid Dwarvish village-mine-thing, and all the Dwarves, and then I said one vaguely offensive thing about Dwarf women, and they KILLED ME!
*rants*
Took Bonnie for a walk this afternoon, oh, she's so funny! I tell her to sit before we cross any roads, yes? And this one time, the traffic was really crazy so I was watching the road, and Bonnie stood up, and then I looked at her, and she sat straight back down... it was hillarious... aah, she's so funny, my pretty pretty (9 year old) puppy...
I also drew a picture of the King of Red Lions (the Zelda quote in the subject be by him... if boats have... yes, they do.. wow, a male boat... O.o)
What else happened today in the world of 'Ghan? Not very bloody much...


I'm "Commandeer. Nautical term."
and ... is marmot_pie

Commandeer. Nautical term. says:
Arr
"..." says:
*crooked finger*
Commandeer. Nautical term. says:
Arrr.
"..." says:
*woden legness*
Commandeer. Nautical term. says:
*shrugs*
I am sorry, but, as a pirate, it is my duty to take what I can and give nothing back.. ergo...
*chops off her wodden legs and commandeers her ship*
"..." says:
*keels over and swears shockingly*
"..." says:
arr
Commandeer. Nautical term. says:
*pushes her overboard*
*waves*
*throws over a bottle of rum in apology*
"..." says:
*throws back rum at ghan's head*
Commandeer. Nautical term. says:
*shrugs*
*sails off*



I be "Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!"
and demonmole be the other one too long for me to type...

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
yeah...i worry about you meghan
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*falls over*
now, why would that be,
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
no idea
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
you're drunk aren't you?
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*rolls eyes* no. I've just been drinking coke
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
close enough
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
heh
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
welcome back to the netherworld. please leave your effects with the rhino at the door (the elephant is on long service leave in Tortuga) and enter. Please have your ID clearly visible at all times
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
LOL
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
...and you wonder why i worry
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*blink*
I don't see any anomolies here...
why don't you have some whale, you look hungry
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
lol
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
ahh dear
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*blink* what?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
nothing, you just amuse me so much
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*bows*
*falls over*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
*laughs*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
*poke*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
are you alive?
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*curls up into a ball*
not for long, look what you did to me
*blood gushes out*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
*pokes again*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
*cough*
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
"Unless, that is..." Jack spoke slowly as he circled around Will, looking him up and down. "Unless you don't speak to her. Perhaps you are too pure, and she is too good for the likes of you. Perhaps you just...pine for her as it were, and think chaste thoughts. Perhaps you truly are a eun--"

I think that's funny.

*dies*
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
oh no1
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
i killed it!
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
her.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
ok...her!
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
*laughs hysterically*
I'm back alive
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! says:
and eloquent as ever
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. says:
*damn*


La la la... I wish I had something interesting to say, I really do.