HAH! This is a funny fanfic

[ithika]

Ok, this fic is mostly funny because the person that wrote it has also written some really beautiful fics, like Why the Trees Grow Tall and Illuminating Life. But this is just hillarious...

Legolas had sensed the trespasser long before they had reached arms length. He knew it was another dumbass of a human trying to come take a piece of his coolness. They tried talking like they belonged in a Shakespearean play for a while to woo him, but he got sick of it and started beating the snot out of them. He, you see, is an Elf, and could kick your ass if you tried to rape him, so he kicked this guys ass with mad fury after having read that he was being raped a lot by people who thought he was some flaked out pixie that would shed tears if you snapped the head off of a daisy. He's not, and he will beat your ass if he hears you say so.

Anyway, he kicked the guy's ass and was left chaste in his rear. Don't fucking fuck with Legolas, he'll kick your dumbass ass.

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[marmot-pie.livejournal.com]

*rolls around merrily*
*pauses*
could that be considered slash?
*shrugs*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that was funie
fyoooonie
yhes
hexellent
...
:D