Brian Molko is the seed of all evil
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ithikaBrian Molko is the seed of all evil
[This fanfic is set in the Silverchair tour (with Placebo) in 1999]
Ben and Chris lounged around quite pointlessly, after a long day of hard work.
“Hey, where’s Daniel…” Ben muttered in between ads on the ad-only cable TV channel.
“Uhn. Huh. Bah.” Chris replied.
“That’s kinda worrying.”
“Gark.’
“Chris, could you please stop doing that?” Ben narrowed his eyes, evilly. So evilly.
“Sorry. Maybe we should ask Watto or someone where he is…”
So, they got up and went on a search for their manager.
They discovered that Daniel was, in fact, in the presence of one Brian Molko.
Ben and Chris gasped in shock and horror (Extreme close up on Ben and Chris’s eyes as they say “Oh God”) and fear for their frontman and ran off to rescue him from the person they knew to be the embodiment of all that is evil in this world. (Cue in evil laughter in the background)
***
The door burst open.
“Daniel!” Ben and Chris cry.
In a very “The Others” style scene, we can see Daniel sitting in the room, his back to them.
He turns slowly.
“Hi…” He says, all sinister and possessed-like, and in brightly coloured makeup and a lovely, lovely ball gown.
“AAAAARG”
The door shuts behind them.
Ben and Chris turn, and are faced with
Molko the evil one.
He grins with such evil that the two young men cringe, and turn back to Daniel.
Daniel is now re-applying lipstick, and Ben and Chris shudder in fear.
As Daniel looks up to Brian the EVIL ONE, Molko’s expression changes, his eyes at least doubling in size and becoming all glossy and chibbi-anime like.
“Daniel! Get away from him!”
“Why? He’s so cute and innocent-like!”
“He’s the embodiment of all that is evil!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“That little angel?”
(Brian is now skipping around in the background, wearing angel wings and a tutu)
“Daniel, the angel wings are fake.” Ben stands in front of Daniel, shielding him from Molko’s view. But Daniel can still see him.
Molko’s expression changes to one of utmost evil.
“Arg!”
“Also, the petrol and fire about to be applied to your Les Paul Gibson is real.”
Daniel twitches, screams like a madman, rips off his makeup (beh…) and ball gown and flees from the room.
Outside, a scream of “Oh my god!” can be heard, and then a scream from Daniel, and he runs back into the room and slams and locks the door.
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More tomorrow!!! MAUAHAHAHA
[This fanfic is set in the Silverchair tour (with Placebo) in 1999]
Ben and Chris lounged around quite pointlessly, after a long day of hard work.
“Hey, where’s Daniel…” Ben muttered in between ads on the ad-only cable TV channel.
“Uhn. Huh. Bah.” Chris replied.
“That’s kinda worrying.”
“Gark.’
“Chris, could you please stop doing that?” Ben narrowed his eyes, evilly. So evilly.
“Sorry. Maybe we should ask Watto or someone where he is…”
So, they got up and went on a search for their manager.
They discovered that Daniel was, in fact, in the presence of one Brian Molko.
Ben and Chris gasped in shock and horror (Extreme close up on Ben and Chris’s eyes as they say “Oh God”) and fear for their frontman and ran off to rescue him from the person they knew to be the embodiment of all that is evil in this world. (Cue in evil laughter in the background)
***
The door burst open.
“Daniel!” Ben and Chris cry.
In a very “The Others” style scene, we can see Daniel sitting in the room, his back to them.
He turns slowly.
“Hi…” He says, all sinister and possessed-like, and in brightly coloured makeup and a lovely, lovely ball gown.
“AAAAARG”
The door shuts behind them.
Ben and Chris turn, and are faced with
Molko the evil one.
He grins with such evil that the two young men cringe, and turn back to Daniel.
Daniel is now re-applying lipstick, and Ben and Chris shudder in fear.
As Daniel looks up to Brian the EVIL ONE, Molko’s expression changes, his eyes at least doubling in size and becoming all glossy and chibbi-anime like.
“Daniel! Get away from him!”
“Why? He’s so cute and innocent-like!”
“He’s the embodiment of all that is evil!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“That little angel?”
(Brian is now skipping around in the background, wearing angel wings and a tutu)
“Daniel, the angel wings are fake.” Ben stands in front of Daniel, shielding him from Molko’s view. But Daniel can still see him.
Molko’s expression changes to one of utmost evil.
“Arg!”
“Also, the petrol and fire about to be applied to your Les Paul Gibson is real.”
Daniel twitches, screams like a madman, rips off his makeup (beh…) and ball gown and flees from the room.
Outside, a scream of “Oh my god!” can be heard, and then a scream from Daniel, and he runs back into the room and slams and locks the door.
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More tomorrow!!! MAUAHAHAHA