I have Seven Kilos of Cheese

[ithika]

I think I shall reconsider my response to your "studying generally rather than studying specifically for the win" statement, nicholii. See, I think that if I didn't know exactly what I needed to know, and if I didn't know that I already know more than enough to pass, I'd study more thoroughly. It's all about arrogance I suppose.
That said though, it's awesome knowing all the parts of an exam, even if it does make the whole thing an extravagant exercise in futility.

"I have seven Kilos of cheese" unfortunately isn't true. I just remembered that I did, as my post-Black Death wealthy-merchant self. It was vintage, medieval cheese. I bet it'd kill me if I tried to eat it today.
Apparantly I have to make salad now. Damn. Should never have let on that I can do things and look after myself, it gives people ideas. Tsk.

I'll probably update again later, although I don't have anything to say. Livejournal is like that though. It sucks you in and you can't get out. So you just drool thoughts until you fall asleep/your fingers fall off/both. Oh, it can happen.

See what I mean?

I'm installing a "Windows Fun Pack". ooh, exciting.

Comments

[flyingmopsy.livejournal.com]

"Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
Yes, sir.
Really?
(pause)
No. Not really, sir.
You haven't.
No, sir, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
Right-O, sir.
(Shoots him) What a senseless waste of human life."

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I heart that sketch and it's funnyness. :D

[flyingmopsy.livejournal.com]

I would have posted the whole thing, but that would kinda be spamming. It goes on for quite a while.

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

That it does, that it does. :) I will put you in my brains as knowing the whole thing, though :)

[flyingmopsy.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I cheated.

[voyaging-moon.livejournal.com]

Yay! Monty Pythonness!

Oh the memories of Cultural Festivalness!!

Hooray. The cheese brightens my day!

Cheesy cheese cheese cheesy cheese!!

Oh! How do you spell cheesy? It's not a word I often use in school!!
Cheesey
Cheesy
Hmmm
Is it different for a 'cheesy' grin and a 'cheesy' pizza

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Cultural Festivalness :)! mm... cheese! *dances*

Hm. I don't know. I've never thought about that before *muses*

[armygeek.livejournal.com]

Seven kilos of cheese? We had this one guy come in to the deli today and buy 5 kilos of parma ham (which is another name for proscuitto). It cost him around $160.

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

Mmm, cheese.
O_o that guy must love that ham stuff. Or maybe it was one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" cases. Hehe.

[armygeek.livejournal.com]

He was really old and had a super strong accent. I'm not quite sure he understood that he was buying $160 worth of proscuitto.

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

Aw, I hope he did. It would be sad if not, poor confused edlerly strong-accented man.

[flyingmopsy.livejournal.com]

Or he was somehow going to make a bomb out of it.

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

Yes! *narrows eyes suspiciously*
It's all in the paper. And the... er.. rinds

[http://users.livejournal.com/drayke_/]

I've been watching MacGyver over the last 2 days and now I think *anything* is possible.

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

MacGyver always wins. And is always right. *nods*

OmgwheredidyougetMacGyvershows??

[nicholii.livejournal.com]

Did Mozart write a Moonlight Sonata as well as Beethoven?

[bloodied-aura.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I didn't name the file.