If I hunted and killed a bear with my bare hands, or even my human hands, (Ho ho) I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted with it. I might show mercy and make it swear fealty instead. Oh that'd be sweet. I'd ride it around. Oh man. I'd buy a parking ticket and stick in on its head when I park him. Oh that's so awesome. And I'd challenge people to duels and charge them with a lance, whilst bear mounted. Coolest idea ever. I'd be a Bear Knight.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2005-09-28 04:05 pm (UTC)I'd be a Bear Knight.