"Master Skywalker, what should we do?"
May. 25th, 2005 10:09 pmFor the record, I'm considering the Star Wars movies as a quartette, that is: Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of the Jedi.
The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, which were both shit, never happened. It's official.
Well, Ghan-official.
Well, firstly, I thought it was fan-frickin-tastic : no really. As I sort of said above.
I thought the film was overall, very very sad. Really. And few films make me sad on such a grand scale, so this is a fine thing as far as it's film making is concerned.
I actually liked that dude as Anakin.
And Obi-Wan rocks. So much. I feel so sorry for him. Such sorrow.
[But how cool was that dinosaur iguana bird thing? Oh my god. Rock.]
The Jedi were all so awesome in this movie. Especially Yoda. As always. Emperor Palpatine (...sp?) fills me with rage. I mean... no warning! In the back! Dishonour! Injustice!! ...I sound like a Paladin. And I don't care. It was wrong... horribly wrong.
Although, I do wonder how the entire Jedi council managed to not notice The Sith Lord... under their noses.
Queston: General Grievous?
Must have been alive at some point, which is why he can use lightsabres. [As I assume through my somewhat rudimentary understanding of The Force] I have no idea why/what he is/was though.
Aaand that is all. For now.
Oh yeah. One negative point: The big "NOOOOOOO!!"... you know the one.
I have to post this because I can't help myself.

See... couldn't help myself.
W00t! No longer an apprentice-level commoner!
The Neutrametics [Read: Girly] Party was huge fun. The actual thing was great - and I will get much good smelling stuff soonish. And talking afterwards to
armygeek and
lone_one (and Laurel for a while) was quite fun, too. Talked of Girly Things. Like we never have before. It was grand.
The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, which were both shit, never happened. It's official.
Well, Ghan-official.
Well, firstly, I thought it was fan-frickin-tastic : no really. As I sort of said above.
I thought the film was overall, very very sad. Really. And few films make me sad on such a grand scale, so this is a fine thing as far as it's film making is concerned.
I actually liked that dude as Anakin.
And Obi-Wan rocks. So much. I feel so sorry for him. Such sorrow.
[But how cool was that dinosaur iguana bird thing? Oh my god. Rock.]
The Jedi were all so awesome in this movie. Especially Yoda. As always. Emperor Palpatine (...sp?) fills me with rage. I mean... no warning! In the back! Dishonour! Injustice!! ...I sound like a Paladin. And I don't care. It was wrong... horribly wrong.
Although, I do wonder how the entire Jedi council managed to not notice The Sith Lord... under their noses.
Queston: General Grievous?
Must have been alive at some point, which is why he can use lightsabres. [As I assume through my somewhat rudimentary understanding of The Force] I have no idea why/what he is/was though.
Aaand that is all. For now.
Oh yeah. One negative point: The big "NOOOOOOO!!"... you know the one.
I have to post this because I can't help myself.

See... couldn't help myself.
W00t! No longer an apprentice-level commoner!
The Neutrametics [Read: Girly] Party was huge fun. The actual thing was great - and I will get much good smelling stuff soonish. And talking afterwards to
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Date: 2005-05-25 06:29 pm (UTC)SOB.
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Date: 2005-05-26 01:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-26 03:15 am (UTC)Grievous was a cyborg, didn't you notice that he had human eyes and a human fleshy heart? And Darth Tyrannous trained him a bit.
List (By no means complete) of EPIII awesomness, in pseduo-leet
- Vader: "So, yo, now that I'm Vader, sup with Padme?"
Palpatine: "You totally teamkilled her."
Vader: "OMGWTF!"
- Windu: "Sup, Palpatine, you are so ev1lz0r."
Palpatine: "Hahaha, sup, Windu."
Windu: "I'm going to pwn j00 now."
Palpatine: "I 0wn j00."
*duel*
Anakin: "Sup, I am Anakin"
Windu: "Teams! Teams!"
*slash*
- Youngling: "Sup Anakin?"
Anakin: *sabre*
- Obi-Wan: "j00 rockz0r, I thought you pwn3d! j00 was meant to pwnz0r teh Sith, not friends list them!"
Anakin: "j00 suxX0r."
Obi-Wan: "Now I'll have to pwnz0r j00."
Anakin: "You'll try."
- Palpatine: "Sup Anakin, I am Sith, I pwn."
Anakin: "Oh noes! I'm going to go tell Windu."
- Palpatine: "Order 66!"
Clone Troopers: "Sup Jedi?"
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Date: 2005-05-26 08:17 am (UTC)Anakin: Nah, I pwnz3d him. He suxx0rz.
Palpatine: He's a spammer.
Anakin: *decapitates him*
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Date: 2005-05-27 03:49 pm (UTC)Yes, I noticed that, and that was why I was wondering about him. I'm guessing cyborg = robot+organic life-form?
Those are awesome. Especially the first one.
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Date: 2005-05-28 03:41 am (UTC)