So much more aware
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ithika(This song always makes me think of the Vampires in Van Helsing, now ~ Numb, Linkin Park)
The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Cliches <-- this is absolute gold, and every word an absolute truth. If you play RPGs, you will appreciate this.
[Some prime examples of ultimate truth]
Nostradamus Rule
All legends are 100% accurate. All rumors are entirely factual. All prophecies will come true, and not just someday but almost immediately.
And Now You Die, Mr. Bond! (Beatrix Rule)
Fortunately for you, the previous rule also applies in reverse. Rather than kill you when they have you at their mercy, the villains will settle for merely blasting you down to 1 hit point and leaving you in a crumpled heap while they stroll off, laughing. (This is, of course, because they're already planning ahead how they'll manipulate you into doing their bidding later in the game -- see Way To Go, Serge.)
Zelda's Axiom
Whenever somebody tells you about "the five ancient talismans" or "the nine legendary crystals" or whatever, you can be quite confident that Saving the World will require you to go out and find every last one of them.
and finally, because I couldn't resist
George W. Bush Geography Simplification Initiative
Every country in the world will have exactly one town in it, except for the country you start out in, which will have three.
heeheehee. In other news:
"Turbulence" - coming soon to a Ghan's Deviantart Page near you
My first complete Smae comic! Hooray! But I can't upload it now because the scanner is noisy . So I'm letting you all know (oh yes, you boundless millions) that Smae Volume 1, Issue 1 is on it's way It's called Turbulence, is in honour of Lucy and her leaving Australia. Muahahaaaaah.
[Smae doesn't like planes very much.]
And, because I can't help myself, a sneak preview - one of the lines from Smae V1I1 (hehehhe)
"They aren't giving us oxygen because it's good for us!!"
Hehe.
Hmm, maybe I should sleep. My skin feels all crawly. *shudders*
The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Cliches <-- this is absolute gold, and every word an absolute truth. If you play RPGs, you will appreciate this.
[Some prime examples of ultimate truth]
Nostradamus Rule
All legends are 100% accurate. All rumors are entirely factual. All prophecies will come true, and not just someday but almost immediately.
And Now You Die, Mr. Bond! (Beatrix Rule)
Fortunately for you, the previous rule also applies in reverse. Rather than kill you when they have you at their mercy, the villains will settle for merely blasting you down to 1 hit point and leaving you in a crumpled heap while they stroll off, laughing. (This is, of course, because they're already planning ahead how they'll manipulate you into doing their bidding later in the game -- see Way To Go, Serge.)
Zelda's Axiom
Whenever somebody tells you about "the five ancient talismans" or "the nine legendary crystals" or whatever, you can be quite confident that Saving the World will require you to go out and find every last one of them.
and finally, because I couldn't resist
George W. Bush Geography Simplification Initiative
Every country in the world will have exactly one town in it, except for the country you start out in, which will have three.
heeheehee. In other news:
"Turbulence" - coming soon to a Ghan's Deviantart Page near you
My first complete Smae comic! Hooray! But I can't upload it now because the scanner is noisy . So I'm letting you all know (oh yes, you boundless millions) that Smae Volume 1, Issue 1 is on it's way It's called Turbulence, is in honour of Lucy and her leaving Australia. Muahahaaaaah.
[Smae doesn't like planes very much.]
And, because I can't help myself, a sneak preview - one of the lines from Smae V1I1 (hehehhe)
"They aren't giving us oxygen because it's good for us!!"
Hehe.
Hmm, maybe I should sleep. My skin feels all crawly. *shudders*
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Date: 2004-11-10 07:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-11-11 03:52 am (UTC)They must play lots of RPGs *nods*