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Apr. 3rd, 2007 04:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ithikanow I only have 1 assignment to go!
Yay!
Thankyou, year 12 history - Communist Russia. You helped me crap on about lighting for about 300 words. Really, it means a lot. thanks Lenin. Sorry I didnt' get to you Joseph old pal, but you know nobody really approves of you anyway. You're like the Communist Ben Cousins to Chris Judd. See, everyone likes you, but you do dumb stuff and so people have to be quiet and pretend that they never liked anything you did, even though everyone knows what's going on, whereas Lenin was always a nice guy who was good at what he did, and so everone loves him. Of course you don't actually care what people think of you. You probably think they're out to kill you, chances are high that they actually are out to kill you, so; you kill them first.
And that, kids, is why Stalin is the only vicious dictator that I've studied who died of (if I recall correctly) old age! Because when you're a dictator - most of your paranoid delusions are warranted! And hey, killing off a few people who weren't going to kill you may just give pause to those who are whom you haven't knocked off yet!
No, I don't really like Joseph Stalin. However as ice-hearted dictators go, he did a pretty ace job.
Yay!
Thankyou, year 12 history - Communist Russia. You helped me crap on about lighting for about 300 words. Really, it means a lot. thanks Lenin. Sorry I didnt' get to you Joseph old pal, but you know nobody really approves of you anyway. You're like the Communist Ben Cousins to Chris Judd. See, everyone likes you, but you do dumb stuff and so people have to be quiet and pretend that they never liked anything you did, even though everyone knows what's going on, whereas Lenin was always a nice guy who was good at what he did, and so everone loves him. Of course you don't actually care what people think of you. You probably think they're out to kill you, chances are high that they actually are out to kill you, so; you kill them first.
And that, kids, is why Stalin is the only vicious dictator that I've studied who died of (if I recall correctly) old age! Because when you're a dictator - most of your paranoid delusions are warranted! And hey, killing off a few people who weren't going to kill you may just give pause to those who are whom you haven't knocked off yet!
No, I don't really like Joseph Stalin. However as ice-hearted dictators go, he did a pretty ace job.
