I have to post this because it is just *too* charming:

But then drove up, with his mules and burnished car,
Pelias, in headlong haste.
Amazed at once he stared and kenw well
The single sandal on the right foot.
But he hid his fear in his heart and said:
'What sort of country do you say is yours, O stranger?
And pray, what gutter-bred wench
Droped you from her aged woumb?
No loathsome, filthy lies, but tell me your race.'

I dunno, I kinda found that amusing.

Now more! (less amusing) With Centaurs!

And the other answered without fear and gently:
'Cheiron I name my master
And men shall see it. I come from the cave,
From Chariklo and Philyra,
The Centaur's holy daughters who nursed me.
I have brought twenty years to an end, and in them
Have done, nor said, nothing to shame me.

Nyaww, Jason and the Argonaughts.

Does anyone else remember that episode of Hercules with the Golden Hind?
Better still, does anyone know where I could get the series? Because it 0wned everyone and everything... until it started sucking, but that wasn't till Xena started being uncool, so there was a lot of goodness. Haha. Calisto.
Some fool has Ares listed as God of Love on thefanlistings.org. I think my brain just exploded.
DAMN IT! She was cooler as a hind, I don't want screencaps of her wretched human body.
*sob* I miss this show! They were never good looking, but Iolaus [??] was always funny.
Omg. Echidna.
Wooop!

*history!geeks out*

Omg!
I will have to read up on this and see if any sources that are more credible than a single website of no immediately determinate academic calibre have voiced this theory but
Oh My God the mere thought is fascinating and exciting beyond all reasonable levels.
that would make the Great Sphinx, you realise, like fifteen fricken thousand fricken years old.
I know I shouldn't let myself get all enthused over a single ickle website but... do you have any idea how awesome that is. It's mad.
[I am not supporting the Aliens theory here. I'm supporting the "OMG Humans so much cooler than I ever gave them credit for" theory], if you could call it a theory.


Sorry for spamming,
but hey, it's late. So late that it's early, and I've been working on assignments since I got home at four pm. Okay, so it's my own fault but that doesn't mean that I am not very very tired. If that double negative has just messed me up there then screw it, you know what I mean, don't read so much into my early morning rantings about the awesomeage of the Great Sphinx.

P.S Sekhmet owns your soul.