Firstly, whats with that "I'm a bird but can't fly" crap?

Ok, so today is good. And segmented.

( The Tempest )

So yeah. Getting excited about the ball now. Got eyebrows waxed. Oh, pain.
But it's all ok, so wheee!

Ball tomorrow. Lalalala
Nah nah nah nah boogers

*dances*

P.S I love Ctrl+Alt+Del. Wheee
Chef Brian is so cool, and I want to be similar to Ethan when I grow up. [Having the poison control number on speed dial out of necessity would be so cool]