Undead Goat

[ithika]

Backdated for the Convenience of The Friends List;
Of Goats And Llamas
Being a conversation between ummyep and bloodied_aura about The GoatNess....

UmmYep: will you tell me what the goat thing is
today?
goat: I tell you! It is simply what I am for the moment.
soon, Pokemon-like, I will evolve into a llama
UmmYep: uhm
UmmYep: how does a goat evolve to a llama?
goat: in order to appreciate the goodness that is
Llama.... I must first experience a lower form of life.
First, human *shudder* then, goat, and finally, llama
goat: magic, obviously
UmmYep: ahhh
UmmYep: I understand
goat: yes. I thought you might. always seemed a bright lad to me
UmmYep: indeed
UmmYep: however, do they accept goats in Uni?
goat: yes. I've checked
UmmYep: they have proper goat seats and all?
UmmYep: and how do you type with hooves?
UmmYep: you must have a massive keyboard
goat: I have a magical keyboard, actually
UmmYep: how do you write notes
UmmYep: ?
goat: I take a magical laptop with me. it's permitted
UmmYep: how do they know you wont steal the other peoples stuff if it's magickal?
goat: ...:D
UmmYep: ohhhhhhh
UmmYep: I think I should dob you in
goat: You can't. I'm a goat. That's obsurd.
UmmYep: they have the same rules for goats as hunams I assume
goat: Oh god no. A goat can't be held responsible for the same things as [filthy] humans
UmmYep: naturally not, as goats hardly have the intellect to know what they do is wrong
goat: Exactly.
goat: however, they don't know that I actually have an interlect that surpasses even that of the [filthy] humans
UmmYep: even though you cant spell intelect?
goat: *whispers* joke, placed there to make the sentence hillarious/stupid
UmmYep: uh huh
UmmYep: suuure
UmmYep: bbr
UmmYep: brb even\
goat: hahha
UmmYep: even even
goat: :P
UmmYep: and such is your joy as I return
goat: Hurrah!
UmmYep: poke
goat: *dies*
UmmYep: that was easy
goat: *ghost* damn you!
goat: *evil laughter* now you must contend with UNDEAD GOAT OF DOOM!
UmmYep: and this is somwhow more difficult than the non undead goat?
goat: oh yes
UmmYep: so it may tire me a little to destroy you utterly?
goat: yes.
goat: in fact
goat: you may die
UmmYep: unlikely
goat: *scorn*
UmmYep: I am immotral
goat: everyone is nowadays
UmmYep: it's the new black
goat: sickening.
UmmYep: indeed
UmmYep: at least I can say i had it first
goat: sure you can
UmmYep: si i am trend setter
goat: ....yes...
UmmYep: obviously you arnt immotral though, as you're kinda dead
goat: It is only this goat-form that lacks immortality
UmmYep: as you're dead now, doesnt that kinda put a halt on your evilving?
UmmYep: evolving even
goat: not at all
UmmYep: does getting killed slow it?
goat: No, actually. It's all about experience. as an undead goat, I will be stronger, and therefore more able to gather experience points and advance
UmmYep: except if I raise you, cos then you lose a level
goat: I do?
UmmYep: yes
UmmYep: it happens with ressurection
goat: Oh. Ah well. I only became a goat yesterday, so I haven't actually advanced by many levels yet, so it doesn't matter.
UmmYep: true enough
UmmYep: maybe I should wait till you're just about to change to undead llama, then do it
UmmYep: maximum irritation value
goat: I won't change to an undead llama
UmmYep: then what will you change to?
goat: a normal llama, in all it's pure glory
goat: don't question too much into the divine process...
UmmYep: lack of intelect and all?
UmmYep: with no way to communicate to humans except thru spittinfg?
goat: Those aren't normal llamas.
goat: You merely think they are for they are common.
goat: The common llama, though noble and mighty, is not magical, intelligent, or powerful, as the Greater Doom Llama is
UmmYep: and where do you get your information from?
goat: you wouldn't know
goat: :P
UmmYep: oh really? try me
goat: Well, the knowlede comes from the Place
UmmYep: ohhhh
UmmYep: thats just next door
goat: really? wow.
goat: I'm sorry to have misjudged you
UmmYep: so you should be
goat: But you understand now
UmmYep: of course
goat: *tap*
UmmYep: *sways
goat: hehe.
UmmYep: and that proved?
goat: Well, I can't poke you due to lack of digits
UmmYep: and technically you cant tap me due to lack of corporealness
UmmYep: assuming you're a ghist
goat: no, I'm a phantasmal fiend... goat... of undead goodness
UmmYep: goodnedd?
UmmYep: goodness rather?
goat: that's what I typed
UmmYep: yeah
UmmYep: but undead generally tend to be not good
goat: that is a sweeping generalisation
UmmYep: true
UmmYep: but also highly accurate
goat: irellevant.....
UmmYep: you are an exception then?
goat: not quite
UmmYep: then my observation is accurate
goat: .... fine
UmmYep: I knew it already naturally, as I am god
goat: oh really? and you fail to spell your own name with a capital?
UmmYep: of course
UmmYep: I am far to humble to capitalise my own godness
goat: Oh, I see. the nickname
UmmYep: yes
UmmYep: quite
UmmYep: I see you have accepted your undead state
undead goat: Yes.
undead goat: I am proud
UmmYep: what convinced you?
undead goat: Nothing, really. It is all part of The Natural Progression Of Things
UmmYep: TNPOT eh?
undead goat: Yep, TNPOT indeed
UmmYep: whats after undead goat?
undead goat: Common Llama
UmmYep: and then?
undead goat: Dire Llama
UmmYep: and then?
undead goat: Legendary Llama
UmmYep: aaand then?
undead goat: oh... sorry. and then, I become the Great Llama

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